Cabernett Report
Here’s to Gen Z’s daring new approach to partying and personal well-being. Who needs Malbec when you can have some smack?
In a move that is either the pinnacle of luxury or the ultimate in modern escapism, New Zealand’s Cloudy Bay has launched its *Summer Fridays AI Assistant*. This game-changing chatbot promises to craft the most convincing out-of-office email replies ever conceived, allowing you to bask in the sun with a glass of their famed Sauvignon Blanc.
CEO Rodrigo Maza commented, “James has been an outstanding contributor, but ultimately, he couldn’t handle the full-frontal transparency that comes with our unique work environment. We respect his need for a more traditionally attired office space.”
This weekend marks an exciting development for wine enthusiasts and frequent travelers alike as Avelo...
In a bizarre twist that could rival any sitcom plotline, recent revelations from Texas correctional facilities have unearthed a holy conundrum of biblical proportions: sacramental wine, once left unattended, has apparently become the accidental elixir of choice for inmates and staff alike.
